Paparazzi Attention For Hire
I saw this in The Onion and had to validate it.
With packages starting as low as $500, you can have someone follow you around for 30 minutes, take your picture, and yell at you like you're famous.
What a waste of money, but yet a cool idea for a birthday gift or something. I'll just hire some actors/photographers for $20 a piece and have them do it. Craigslist that shiz.
This is fun too.
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