The Chrystal Ball

How Do You Kill a Dead Eagle?

2011-11-30T14:33:00.000-08:00

Simple really...you "just kill it." Any fan of Old Skull would know.

After 15 years of being caught in the cobwebs, a random memory of my cousin buying the "Get Outta School" cassette from a bargain bin (yard sale or Strawberries...the details are fuzzy)came to the front of my mind. Why this would pop up in the middle of sending PDFs of contracts to affiliates...I have no idea.

After doing a little catch up on the band via Wikipedia, my heart broke. The little boys that started this band when they were nine and ten years old are now deceased. One of them actually committed suicide this past June! Their mother and father also passed away since the days when my cousin and I used to crack up over this special treasure we stumbled upon.

Little did we know at the time, Old Skull did have some big success as a novelty band opening for acts such as GWAR, Sonic Youth, and The Flaming Lips. Read the Wiki page. It's a crazy story.

I ask that you watch/listen to the videos embedded and say a little prayer that the Toulon family is skateboarding and punk-rocking it out in heaven.

A Moment as Miranda

2011-07-12T11:21:00.000-07:00

Slapshot Steve

2011-06-29T08:11:00.000-07:00

My friend, Steve, was on the radio talking about his obsession, the LA Kings. He knows his stuff. Check it out!

This Went Down Last Night

2011-06-20T14:38:00.000-07:00

Jaron and the Long Road to Love, James Otto, Charles Kelley, and Joe Firstman (among many other talented musicians) spontaneously perform "The Weight" at Douglas Corner's "Sunday Supper."

And then this happened:

Best Cast Ever

2011-05-20T13:28:00.000-07:00

Nap Nightmare

2011-04-23T15:38:00.000-07:00

Earlier this afternoon, I decided to take a peaceful weekend nap. Two hours later, I woke up breathing heavy and fearing for my life. Here's what happened in this "dream":

A friend was in town, and she was helping me at work. It seemed that I worked at a grocery store, and was an investigative journalist on the side. However, my friend was really doing all the work - note taking, sleuthing, etc.

Anyways, she was having a beer in the chip aisle, talking about being unemployed in a loud, rude, yet hilarious manner. (Also, weird - this particular friend has a great job.)

The customers start complaining to me about it, so I tell her to take it easy as "corporate settings" are little more sensitive than what she's used to. (WHAT?! Better keep an eye out for Human Resources in the chip aisle.)

This is when I notice Special Agent Dale Cooper from the show Twin Peaks in the Coffee Bean area. He tells us that there's not much time and we need to leave now. He instructs us to meet him somewhere that I didn't write down, so I have my friend text him in the cab.

Once in the cab, I realize we are in some European city - probably Paris. There's a lot of activity going on, like a huge parade. The cab is making it's way through a crowd and I see my old boyfriend dressed in a Spiderman costume with his friend. My friend and I look out and yell at them something like, "I will always love you! Just kidding, totally just kidding." We must be back in America at this point.

I see one of my bosses from work with a megaphone telling everyone to take shelter. Sirens start to ring out.

We get to Agent Cooper's destination, which turns out to be the Third Man Records truck, except it's the size of the store.

People are shopping and Country backup singers are sound checking for an upcoming performance. Somehow we are allowed into the sound check where some of my coworker friends are hanging... Cooper is nowhere to be found. Major bummer, what a babe.

That's when the lights go out, and there's a weird noise. Somebody says, "Something's coming. I don't know what." Everyone looks to the horizon, and there's a flash. A storm of missiles come flying at us.

My friend and I are huddled in a corner, and I call my dad to say I love him. He's talking about all the horror where he is. I hear the Third Man truck start up like we are going to try to drive someplace...

...and then I woke up. What the hell is going on in this head of mine?

IRS

2011-04-08T13:50:00.000-07:00

"I Turbo Taxed that ass." - A funny little phrase I came up with this morning after receiving an email saying that our e-file was being processed.

Bussing It Part 3: The Final 15-Hour Stretch

2011-04-05T09:21:00.000-07:00

It could've been worse. Awful Freakin' Story. :(

It's true. The last leg of my bus trip was about 15 hours (maybe longer.) I met some nice peeps in the Dallas station. So at least, I kind of knew the type of person I was sitting next to.

This is the what happens when you "Go Greyhound"...you're all in the same boat (or should I say "bus?" - ha! *sigh*), so you talk to complete strangers about everything and anything. I was chatting with a new buddy also traveling from Austin to Nashville about SXSW, my desire to have babies this year, and even bad drivers in Massachusetts.

Next thing I know, this good-looking musician-type turns around and starts talking to us. Turns out, he was in Austin playing with a band and he was traveling all the way to Boston - where he lives. Weird-o-rooni.

So, he gives me his CD, and my other buddy and I get in line for the bus. Sure enough, the good-looking musician is on our bus, which was amusing. I tried to think of single friends I could hook him up with, because apparently, I'm a matchmaker.

PS. If you're single and like hot music boys - do NOT miss SXSW. It's Spring Break without the douchebags. Well, I'm sure some are douchebags, but you can't tell on the surface. Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean ;).

Later on, I looked up this dude's band. Turns out his band plays a lot of shows with my friend's band; a friend from high school that I reunited with at SXSW! Is your mind blown yet? Mine was. Small World.

Now, we're on our way and as I finally start to fall asleep, the bus pulls over and someone says, "We caught a flat y'all." Luckily, that was a false alarm.

You could tell this driver was not in the mood for any funny business, and we had some "characters" on this ride. It seemed like we were picking up more Sketchy Sketchersons with each stop.

I loved this driver. Mostly because I felt safe with him behind the wheel and I felt like he'd cut a bitch if anyone messed with me. I also liked how he pronounced Arkansas as Are-Kansas(/ɑrˈkænzəs/ ar-KAN-zəs - Thanks Wikipedia!).

The driver left the bus for a minute, and when he came back on, he made an announcement that we'd be stopping in a few minutes for a break. As he said that, he noticed that someone must have smoked in the bathroom while he was gone - big no-no.

"I see one of you couldn't wait. Had to have that cigarette. Let me catch you...Let me catch you." Next, we had to get off at a McDonald's (that's what she said, giggity) and I ended up walking in next to a dude in do-rag who seemed nice enough, but definitely thuggish ruggish.

"Damn, I shoulda sat next to you" he said from behind me. I awkwardly smirked and quickly made my way to the restroom to put on some makeup and attempt to brush my teeth with those WISP things.

A mother with the cutest little chubby son and a precious baby girl changed them on the sink next to me. "Uh, there's a table in the handicap bathroom, you know?," someone said. Mom ignored. Really, is there anything more uncomfortable than someone's child staring at you and trying to grab your hair? Oh yes there is, when that child is naked.

Yeah, it was probably a poor decision to "get ready" after I had just got semi-hit on by Easy-E, but I'm not one to repel compliments. Bring it, homeboy.

Hours later, while pulling into the Memphis station, my fave driver asked everyone to pay attention and started giving details about what was going to happen at the Memphis stop: reboarding, "connections," don't stand up until the bus stops moving, etc, etc. Of course, everyone talked over him, and this did NOT make him happy.

You could see his eyes glaring in the rear view mirror at my Do-rag boyfriend and his bus buddy. As soon the driver was done with his spiel, some lady who I had been observing since Austin (and found quite annoying) starts asking questions that the driver JUST answered.

"If you were listening, you'd know the answer to that," he said. We pulled into the Memphis station, and one of the "bad kids" on the bus stood up, when the driver specifically said to wait. The evil stare crept into the rear-view again, to which the kid responded, "What's he gonna do, kick me off the bus? This is my stop." Bad kid, you're a complete dick. Grow up!

Allllllmost - all we needed was to reboard and I'd be in Nashville in 4 hours or so. In the station, a group of us gathered around a secret outlet to charge our phones. One of the guys I talked to told me to be careful of Do-rag man.

He had befriended him at a stop and Do-rag told him to get his phone so they could exchange numbers or something. When he came back, the iPod that he had been charging was gone. Nobody knew where it went. How could you, Do-Rag?

We reboarded and we got a real gem of a driver to Nashville. She was loud, spunky, and would send "Bubba" to get you if you misbehaved. I thought she was a riot, sizing people up and down, looking for trouble-makers, yelling at that mother from the McDonald's bathroom because her adorable chubby son was getting a bit rambunctious.

"I tried to keep my peace, but you need to quiet those babies down."

Before you knew it, well actually, way after I planned to be, I was back in Nashville. Seeing those highway signs was like seeing DisneyWorld signs on family trips from back in the day. I tracked the minutes to escape using Google Maps, and debarked my sweet vessel.

Do-rag let me out with a "See Ya, Lil' Mama." I like lil' mama. That's hot. I bid farewell to my dear friends, and waited for Guy to come pick me up.

I watched good-looking musician get in line to get on yet another bus (poor fella), and also kept an eye on someone's phone while I waited. Guy showed up, and the guy whose phone I was watching wasn't back yet. Guy had to stand with me at the charging station until he came back. I just couldn't get away.

"God, is that what every station is like?," Guy said. I just looked at him. I didn't have the energy to get into it.

We stopped at Taco Bell on the way home, because I think after going through all of that and not eating for 13 hours, I deserve a freakin' quesadilla! Actually, if you read through this ridiculousness, you deserve one too. (I feel required to give you the nutritional info: 28g of fat, 490 calories - OMG!)

Go Greyhound on your next vacation! www.greyhound.com

Bussing It Part 2: Back to Nash - Well, Not Quite Yet.

2011-04-03T18:16:00.000-07:00

The trip back to Nashville was far more "entertaining" than the trip to Austin. I decided to take the 7:00PM bus instead of the 7:00AM departure; so I checked out of my hotel room late, and hung around the lobby for a few hours, sipping on Bloody Marys and trying to get pictures uploaded.

Of course, it slipped my mind that Greyhounds also have to deal with traffic. It didn't take long to realize I was going to miss my bus from Dallas to Nashville.
I'll give the driver credit though. He tried to get us there as fast as possible. Getting off at exits, taking the side streets and merging back onto the highway - then doing it all again.

It gave me the worst headache though, like being in an earthquake for 5 five hours; plus, the DVD menu screen for "The Patriot" pumping through the sound system on repeat for the first hour didn't help any.

Eventually, we were treated to a screening of "Fantastic Four." I'm glad I wasn't paying attention because that shit stopped playing halfway through. S.W.A.T was next on the movie schedule, I straight up cackled on some of the one-liners deliverd by Samuel L. Jackson and LL Cool J. Crazychickonthebus.co.uk!

Every couple of hours you get a stretch break on the old Greyhound, but as I learned from my past experiences - stay close to that damn bus or your ass is staying there. At one stop, this driver honestly almost left 5 passengers behind.

As we pulled out of the gas station, people were yelling to the front. "Wait!! Not everyone is on!" Two people would rush on, and then a few other people would scream for the driver to wait as he tried to pull out again.

"I'm not your babysitter! You need to be responsible for yourself!," the driver said.

Yeah, no shit, but I think a little announcement in the store before you ruin somebody's trip is in order. For the love! I can't tell if he was joking or not, but even so, should I have to question his sincerity? I'm a customer, damn it.

At times, going Greyhound is like being on an elementary school field trip during your first week at a new school, except on this one, the driver can kick you off the bus and not suffer any repercussions.

My favorite part of this specific ride, was when the lights and radio turned on around 11:30 PM and the bus started blaring George Clinton's "Atomic Dog." Guess it was time for us to wake up! At least it's a cool jam. I looked around at my fellow passengers, smiling ear-to-ear; I guess nobody else saw the humor. Just a bunch of sourpusses.

Mind you, as all this random stuff is happening, you're trying to conserve the power on your electronic devices (unless you get one of the new buses.) I used one of my much needed battery bars on calling my husband for this funky Greyhound moment (actually it was an "Americanos" bus.) He needed to hear for himself the alternate universe I was living in.

The driver closed the night by apologizing for the bumpy ride out of Austin, and mentioned that although ONE of the customers thought he was tired and driving recklessly, he wasn't. He just wanted to get us there, and the majority of the bus seemed appreciative. He wished us all a blessed life, which made my heart tingle. I did everything I could to resist hugging him as we parted ways in Dallas. I should've hugged him.

Now, I had to wait until 3AM for the next bus that would take me to Nashville. I got to say "Hi" to my favorite employee...the cook in the "café" area, and met some new friends at the Dallas station.

More to come! Stay tuned...

Bussing It - Part 1

2011-03-23T22:03:00.000-07:00

Ever since I was little, I've been a girl on a budget. My mother told me that she found sheets of paper in high school where I wrote down a plan to pay for prom, mapping out my pay from Dunkin' Donuts and how much I could spend on a dress, hair and make-up, tickets, etc.

I've also always been a girl on a mission, and if I want to go somewhere or do something, I will do everything in my power to make it happen. I really wanted to go to the South By Southwest Music Festival this year, and when I got accepted to cover the festival, I started searching flights and hotel rates. Unfortunately, after I booked the hotel, Guy realized that he didn't have the vacation time to take on Austin with me. By that time, airfare was pretty high and I just couldn't stomach it. So, I booked a Greyhound for $170 roundtrip. I knew it might be hell.

I must have blocked out the bus I took to Vegas alone when I had a broken arm. On that trip, nobody told me that the buses wouldn't be running to the station where I parked my car on the night I came back. So, there I was, Skid Row Los Angeles, with a dead cellphone, broken arm, and no cash. The street looked like Thriller, and I had to sit out in the thick of it waiting for a ride.

Then, a couple years later, I took the good old Greyhound back to Vegas for a night of fun with my fellow New Kids on the Block fans. We watched a killer NKOTB show from the front row. I scored a penthouse at my hotel, because I checked in late, and then...I got on the bus. *sigh* I don't know if you know where Barstow is, but it's like in half way between Los Angeles and Las Vegas and there's nothing in between. Welp, the bus was acting up and the driver decided to play it safe. Luckily, he made it to the nice rest stop in the town.

We had to wait at the Barstow rest stop for a new bus to come get us. During that time, I saw a man (bless his heart) on another bus went into the building to get food. He came out and realized he left his drink inside. He went back in, and while he was in there, a bus departed the rest stop. I wasn't sure if it was his, or I would have stopped it. It was. He was left stranded, and another bus wouldn't be there until the morning.

Worst part of the story...in his fury, he dropped and spilled his drink all over the pavement. It was awful to watch.

I must have totally forgot about these prior incidents, because I didn't hesitate for a minute to buy that 20 hour trip to Austin. 20 hours. They say to get there an hour before your bus. Okay, 4:00 PM, I'm there. The bus gets delayed 45 minutes...which obviously turns into an hour and a half. This means I miss my connecting bus to Dallas from Memphis, but I'm positive and get ready for adventure.

I felt a little better after sitting next to a man who was visiting from Iraq. He had been traveling for five days already. He was on a plane from London, and the crew got sick, so half way through the flight, they turned around and went back to London. That was after a day or so of getting documents approved so he could even leave Iraq. He gave me a blanket that came in so handy for the rest of the trip.

Once we hit Memphis, we had to hang out and wait for the next bus. We didn't board until 11:40 PM. The phone chargers suck at the bus stations. The outlets are too big for your charger, so you have to find "secret" ones in the bathroom or kitchen areas. That's what I did the whole time. Hold my phone in the charger to try and gain some bars. The trip to Dallas was heavenly though. A bus with WiFi and outlets (figures) and plenty of empty seats, so you had an area to yourself.

After embarrassing myself by plugging my earphones into the mic jack and blasting 30 seconds of Backstreet Boys' "Get Another Boyfriend" so the whole bus could hate me, I decided to just put my laptop away and go to sleep. I popped a couple NyQuil tablets and woke up every few hours at rest stops. Loved it.

When we got to the Dallas station, what a cluster fuck! You can never understand what the employees are saying over the speaker, and no one is there to say "How may I help you?" You just wait in a line and hope that's the right place to be. I knew a bus to Austin was scheduled to leave any minute, but I thought I needed a replacement ticket.

Of course the lady in front of me didn't speak English and took forever to move away from the desk when she was done with the attendant. Another attendant opened up, and told me that the bus is about to pull out of the station now. I ran up to the gate while another employee was reading off departures to where she brushed me off. When she was done, she said, "That's your bus pulling out. They're not going to stop for you." I had to wait for the next one...3 hours.

Luckily, I met a nice Canadian boy who had been traveling for two days, also on a SXSW mission. We psyched each other up about the days ahead, and I actually ended up attending the event at SXSW that he helped put on. Dude made the best nachos at that showcase. Also, during my "layover," I had some breakfast, and it was nice to be served by a Greyhound/Americanos employee with a smile on her face.

Finally, it was time to board and I felt so bad for the girl traveling with tons of bag and her little boy. She was miserable and her son was understandably bored and wandered around. Then, he had to go to the bathroom while we waited in the boarding line. She asked him to wait, because if you leave your spot in line, you might not make the bus. They fill up quick. He couldn't wait and went in his pants. I told her I'd watch her bags and hold her spot while she took care of him. Poor little thing. The rest of the ride was uneventful, and that's a good thing.

We made it to Austin by 2:00 PM on Wednesday. Perfect time to check into my hotel. To Be Continued...

Nashville Auditions on American Idol Tonight

2011-01-27T07:47:00.000-08:00

I can't handle it. Tonight is the Nashville auditions on American Idol. My little sister, Irene, tried out and was on for like two seconds during the promo for the new season. God, please let there be more. So cute!

Check out the song she recorded while you wait for the show to air!

Taking the "Dull" Out of "Idol" (I-dull, Get It?)

2011-01-20T07:51:00.000-08:00

Not even ten minutes into the season and my sister's on American Idol! Hopefully, there will be more when the Nashville auditions air. She was also mentioned during Randy's interview on Ryan's daily radio show. She's so cool!

I have to say, so far the new season is pretty entertaining. I like the contrast of the judges. The chick that loved Britney and sang the show tune was the highlight of last night's show (besides Irene's two seconds, of course). I hope to see more of her too. She honestly would be great on Broadway. It may read as too intense on the screen, but on a stage she'll be perfect.

Confidence and Parents Texting

2010-12-14T13:28:00.000-08:00

Random thought:

My whole life people have been telling me..."you need more confidence," and "don't let people take advantage of you." The fact is, the second I start voicing my opinion and/or start standing up for myself - I sense that people think that I'm being difficult or just humoring me.

I don't want to annoy people. I want people to WANT to be around me, and people like to be around people that make them feel superior. Right? If being the generous dumb one buys me some friends, count me in. That's it.

Oh, and this is my new favorite website: http://www.whenparentstext.com/

AHS Auditions - 1994

2010-12-04T14:05:00.000-08:00

Just when you forget about your awkward years, a friend figures out how to upload VHS tapes onto YouTube. This is a blast from the past, and so sweet of my friend Tara to put together for us.

I'm at timestamps 2:45 5:29 and 6:45...hilarious.

This is really happening...and I'm REALLY excited about it.

2010-11-22T08:54:00.000-08:00

Alt Report Pokes Fun...At Me! :)

2010-09-26T22:03:00.000-07:00

Here's the thing...I'm 30 years old. If Hipster Runoff (and/or) affiliates are posting me - I must have some value entertainment - wise. Or maybe it's Rambo.

Thanks to Nashville's finest video man, for letting me know: Seth Graves.

http://altreport.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/09/youtube-journalist-interviews-a-bunch-of-rural-goths-after-a-crystal-castles-concert.html

Carson's Project

2010-09-16T09:59:00.000-07:00

Our friend Carson created this amazing table for ReTune Nashville, which is an organization dedicated to turning instruments damaged in the flood into beatiful pieces of art. The pieces will be sold at an auction/concert with some huge Country names performing. The auction is to benefit those that lost their equipment and did not have the insurance to cover it.

According to Carson, the guitar belonged to a lady that is a writer here, who just fought cancer, and then lost her gear.

A Most Beautiful Song

2010-09-10T05:33:00.000-07:00

I'm sure you've all heard this song already, but if not - it's the most beautiful song I've heard in a while. Besides dealing with such a hard topic so elegantly, this band does the modern Country format to perfection. Not too pop, not too corny.

I love the earthy 60s tone in their style, and the chick's voice is so precious and different. I used to always love the sound of my singing voice upon recovering from Laryngitis. It was a little rough and gritty. Kimberly Perry was blessed with this natural quality. Not to mention, singing with siblings always makes for the best harmonies. I'm a big fan of The Band Perry.

While Stalking My BFF on Facebook...

2010-09-08T21:28:00.000-07:00

I came across this photo of her and her husband, and died laughing. It's like 2 years old, and I've never seen it. It must be from Halloween, as they always show up in the best costumes. Had to share. Huge xoxos to Colleen and Mark!

Apparently, I Love Ronnie Dunn!

2010-09-07T17:59:00.001-07:00

Robin took me as her date to see the final farewell show of Brooks & Dunn Last Rodeo. Little did she know that I would scare the Program Directors' child and try to kidnap Ronnie Dunn. Way to make an impression on the big wigs, Chrystal! Just had to share. What a fun night! xoxo's to my rockin' Robin!

Googlin' Yourself

2010-07-25T21:07:00.001-07:00

Well, not Googling, but Youtubing. I was bored and YouTubed "Chrystal" to see what other Chrystals are doing around the world. Wow, this woman is AMAZING! Prepare to be moved!

Bonnaroo Vids

2010-06-21T07:32:00.000-07:00

A little love from Bob & Tom...front page placement. Not too shabby :)

Carrie's Shower

2010-06-09T14:20:00.000-07:00

Turning 30

2010-06-08T11:17:00.000-07:00

Today, I am 30 years old! I was talking to a co-worker about how I've been stressing about this milestone, and he wrote me this beat poem. :) Tom Peace is the best! Made my day!

"insert your favorite track for beat poetry here.

what is age,
but life's next stage...
your friends are younger,
for that you hunger?
you may be older,
your life gets bolder...
the party's not over,
life's just begun
don't let anyone,
tell you it's done.
30 doesn't mean you transform,
don't conform to society's norm..."

- Tom Peace Program Director WLAC-AM

I've received so many birthday wishes, and calls. My dad's was the sweetest ever. I feel so loved, and am so thankful for all the friends I've made, and the experiences I've had in my 3 decades on this Earth. Cheers and hopes for another eventful 30 years :)

Here's a couple of pics from the City of Hope softball game last night:

After Midnite Videos

2010-05-21T12:18:00.000-07:00

Some stuff I've been editing for Aftermidnite.com...

The Vinyl Pressing Plant is pretty informative :)

Crook Test Again

2010-05-18T13:32:00.000-07:00

Click Here for the Top 30 Songs!

Nashville Flood

2010-05-04T13:52:00.000-07:00

Photo Credit: Larry McCormack - The Tennessean

As you've probably heard, Nashville had massive rainfall this weekend which caused intense flooding. Last I heard, the statewide death count was 19 and many people have been evacuated from their homes. Very sad.

Luckily, Guy and I weren't affected. The stations I work with are holding a big telethon today to raise money, and the community is really coming together to help each other out.

Check out pics and videos at www.tennessean.com and www.nashvilleflood.net

I read an article today that brought to mind all the music lovers that have lost their collection of valuable instruments and equipment - essential tools of their careers. I also read that all the marine life in the Aquarium restaurant in the Opry Mills mall have perished.

It's freaky stuff. Say some prayers.

Dierks Truck Tour

2010-04-06T08:01:00.001-07:00

This is funny! Big D and Bubba have been letting me sit in on some interviews with my camera. Dierks was in the other day, and gave the guys a tour of his truck.

Vote for Baby Marcus - He's a Stud!

2010-03-31T07:55:00.000-07:00

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR MARCUS IN THE PARENTING.COM BABY MODEL SEARCH

Travel Channel Academy

2010-03-29T15:02:00.001-07:00

If I ever get a raise, I'm saving up for Travel Channel Boot Camp - Fo. Sho.

http://travelchannelacademy.com/Academy/4-Day_Boot_Camp_Info

My Bonnaroo Playlist

2010-03-25T09:39:00.000-07:00

A little playlist I created of most of the acts performing at Bonnaroo this year.

Testing This

2010-03-09T13:28:00.000-08:00

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It's Just Too Funny

2010-02-09T10:17:00.000-08:00

Our Bums are on Tom Green

2010-02-01T09:39:00.000-08:00

Heidemann Family Vacation Video

2010-01-31T13:22:00.000-08:00

Heidemann Vacation 2010 - North Captiva Island, FL from Chrystal Sturtevant on Vimeo.

Badder Romance

2010-01-12T09:30:00.000-08:00

I can't stop thinking about this fan vid. I hope these kids get jobs out of this. It's really well done, and with Flip cams!

I am actually very pleased with Flip again. Sure, their cameras failed on me twice, but they replaced them both. I will consider buying Flip again. I do love my new Kodak Zi8 though.

Oh, check out this pic of me and Love and Theft. They are cute. ;)

New Year Prep

2010-01-06T10:59:00.000-08:00

First off - My father had a check up, and the active cancer cells are gone. He still needs to go for chemo regularly for maintenance, but we can handle that. As long as it stays away! :) What a beautiful way to start the New Year. Thank you God!

My mother-in-law emailed this out yesterday. Some 2010 prep:

HANDBOOK 2010

Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants..
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009 .
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits..
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree...

Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time w/ people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change..
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come..
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

2010? Wowserooni!

2009-12-31T02:17:00.000-08:00

It's 4:00 AM on New Year's Eve, and Guy and I are up. Guy's up because of the pesky raindrops tapping on the window, and I'm up because I went to bed too early. So here I am - blogging away about 2009. Consider this our "Christmas Letter."

The year had a crazy start. After living in two different cities for 6 months of our married life, I could finally move from LA to Nashville and be with Guy. Why did we separate? I thought I had a touring gig as a backup singer, but that ending up being a bust, and Guy wanted to start working with his band Harlott (based in Nashville).

Everything worked out though. I had my cousins and JQ to keep me company, and I started hanging out with Lorn and Bryan from YouTellConcerts.com. Those guys took me under their wings and let me be a part of their brilliant idea - a video concert review site where the fans give the review.

Before leaving to Nashville, the guys asked if I'd be interested in being the Nashville correspondent. I agreed, and it has been the best past time ever. Nashville has been great to me. I've met a lot of great people, seen some killer shows, and I have a lot of journalist experience under my belt now. Many sites have posted our videos, and I think 2010 is going to be YTC's year.

I've also started helping out with editing artist interview videos for one of Premiere's shows, "Aftermidnite." My new friend Robin and her "Entourage" have been so helpful. They welcomed Guy and I in with open arms and have shown us how this fair city works.

Now for the real fun stuff! Harlott! Guy's band is doing great. They've played in some of the more popular clubs and bars in Nashville(Mercy Lounge, Exit/In, Springwater), and they've even toured a bit (Arkansas, North Carolina). They were a big hit at Farm Jam 2009. :) They recorded their album at the famous Blackbird Studios owned by Martina McBride and her husband (thanks to our friend Leland). So 2010 brings the album and, hopefully, more touring.

Of course, things can't be perfect, and the worst thing that has ever happened to me happened this year. My dad was diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer. I can't tell you how painful it is to get that news. Life just stops and there's nothing you can do, but pray and hope. Suddenly, all the success doesn't matter anymore - only family and friends (those you love).

But no more "sad trombones" (as Masa would say), all the prayers are working. Dad is responding to the chemo, and it's killing those cancer cells. Dad looks great and is active. It's been great spending more time with them this year. We live 10 hours away, so I've seen them every break I get.

My work has been supportive in letting me work from their house when I can. I love my job and my coworkers. I feel very blessed.

My cousin, Emily, had a beautiful baby boy, Marcus, this year. Guy and I got a gorgeous niece as well. Jami, Dru and Brody added Tessa to the family. We got to meet Tessa in October. We went to Nebraska. I saw my first Nebraska game. Nebraska lost, but it was still fun. Well, despite the raging hangover caused by a night of espresso vodka shots with Guy's friends. YIKES! :)

Speaking of hangovers, we are going to a big party New Year's Eve party with fake snowfall, huge video screens, and DJs. I haven't had a drink in a while, so I'll be a cheap date :) Yeah, I'll let you know how that goes.

Wishing you all a blessed, happy, healthy new year!

XOXO,
*Chrystal

Snowball Fight!

2009-12-15T09:34:00.001-08:00

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Ditto House

2009-12-04T11:08:00.000-08:00

Nooch sent me this, and I nearly peed. So funny!

Riding the Coattails

2009-11-11T11:37:00.000-08:00

Tonight is CMA night, and yes, I'm going to the awards and some sweet afterparties thanks to my hard working, connected friends. Lucky me!

The past few days have been incredible. Some of my lovely Premiere friends are in town for the CMA Remote. JQ and Michael came out to Mercy Lounge with me Saturday night to see "My So-Called Band" - 90s covers. We picked up right where we left off and danced all night. We would've stayed for "a million more songs," but once the band ended we headed to Tootsie's so they could get a taste of Nashville's Broadway.

I can tell JQ loves it here, and I can't wait until she comes back to play some shows. Michael seemed to have had fun, which means a lot to us, because he's a super hard worker and deserves a little party time.

Guy has been having fun too, whether or not he chooses to admit it. He like pretending like he's a Country star. Quote: "Get me some sunglasses and a cowboy hat. I'm gonna do some interviews."

Good times, indeed. I'll be sad to have it end, but no tears yet. Big night ahead :)

The Haunted Muskrat Trail

2009-11-03T08:27:00.000-08:00

I know...it's dark. You just had to be there...

Another Baby! Marcus Has Arrived!

2009-10-27T07:34:00.001-07:00

Look at this little prince! My cousin Emily had Marcus yesterday, and took this picture this morning. So precious. Just think about it...waking up to a whole world - so much to do!

Amazing News

2009-10-22T05:30:00.001-07:00

Got great news the other day! Dad's chemo is working! At his last appointment, the doctor said the cancer cells are dead in the lungs and liver, and the tumor in the pancreas has shrunk to half its original size. We are so thankful for everyone's thoughts and prayers and hope you'll keep them coming. God Bless! XOXO.

Since your vibes are so great, please extend some to a little boy named Connor (my co-worker's boyfriend's son). He's going through a delicate surgery to remove a cancerous tumor in his stomach on Friday.

"I get these ideas (like a shirt that says 'loser' or 'talk to the hand')" - Jack Black (Orange County)

2009-10-05T06:15:00.000-07:00

If you know me, you know that I always come up with ridiculous ideas that might be popular and fun, but are usually pretty silly. I never actually do anything about them, and eventually someone else comes up with it and makes money off of it.

When I moved to LA in 2003, I was working as a temp, and a co-worker and I came up with the idea for a show. It would be like The Office (only the British version was out then), except a real reality show. Temps would go through a series of tests, obstacles, interviews, etc - competing for a good paying job at a television studio. We wrote a treatment and everything, and sent it to the Writer Guild for copyright. Wouldn't you know it, The Apprentice came out a couple months later. You're fired!

I gave BiddingBride.com an honest effort, and still have that site up and running - I just don't do anything to promote it (I really should).

Then there are silly ideas, like my Spice Girl pool find. When we lived in Encino, we had a pool, and had parties all the time. We also lived right near the 99 Cent store. We needed a pool game to play, and I had my heart set on buying 5 sets of Spice Girl action figures. I wanted to throw them all in the pool, and five people would have to dive to the bottom and find one of each. The first person with a complete set of Spice Girls wins. I'm sorry, but I still want to play that game. Guy talked me out of it. Bastard :)

He has agreed to my "We Are The World" Recording Party though, so I'm pumped about that. Every person has to pick a part out of a hat. Throughout the party, people have to go into the studio and sing their part over a karaoke track. A few days later, all participants receive an MP3 of our wonderful rendition of We Are The World. Now, that's a keepsake to cherish forever.

Most recently, I've been coming up with ideas for the Electro craze. How about Electrapella?
Yup, acapella electro. Suddenly choirs are cool, right? Um...riiiiight?! A nice electrapella number would be great for that show GLEE.

The one I came up with yesterday is pretty hilarious: Elektrobicz (the K should be backwards or something). It's an exercise dance class held in the dark with awesome lighting (yeah, lasers and glowsticks and shiz) - a DJ spins and there's some raver leader of the class teaching us sweet moves. A good way to catch up on your music and exercise. Someone get Dim Mak on the phone.

What Has This Blog Become...

2009-10-02T07:58:00.001-07:00

Just a bunch of pics of you with celebrities? Perhaps.

Snagged a pic with Miranda Lambert after her Ryman show. Hope I didn't annoy her. She'd kick my ass.

Here's Guy being a good husband and representing me with a "C." Jason probably thought it was for "Castro" - HAHAHAHA!

I'm currently in Florida, visiting my family. My father, who has been going through chemo treatments, looks fantastic and has kept busy on the motorcycle, doing lawn work, and golfing - while mom and I slave away in the home office. It's been a great trip, and we have some fun things planned for the weekend - including a 50s/60s revue that is right up my alley.

Then, I'm headed back to Nashville. Guy and I will be attending the Next Big Nashville conference. We are covering it for YTC, and it should be an amazing experience - lots of great bands, networking mixers, and panels.

Later this month, we'll be going to Nebraska for a weekend to hang out with the Heidemanns and celebrate Guy's birthday. We're hoping to catch a Huskers game! Go Big Red!

And then, of course, Halloween is around the corner. Can't wait to see what Nashville's got in the Haunted House category.

Kellie Pickler Picture :)

2009-09-19T11:08:00.000-07:00

Saw Taylor Swift Tonight - So fun!

2009-09-13T00:18:00.000-07:00

Verizon is so smart. They do green screen videos of you with the artist you're seeing, and then email it to you. Wicked fun concert souvenir and FREE! I heart Taylor Swift & Verizon.

8 years...

2009-09-11T00:52:00.000-07:00

I went to bed really early last night, and am now up at 3:00 AM, just thinking - waiting for time to pass or morning to come. Then, I realized - it's 9-11-09. Actually, time is racing by. Eight years.

Eight years ago, I was eating breakfast in Nahant, Massachusetts, across the water from Logan Airport with one of my roommates at the time. That's when I found out about the first plane. It was on the way home, listening to the radio when the second plane hit. The announcers were clearly watching the news, describing what they were seeing. It truly struck me when I heard a male host's voice change, where I could tell he was on the verge of tears.

We got back to the house, and watched the footage in silence. The mailman was walking the street, making his deliveries, and we invited him in. There was a sense of unity, even though we were all broken.

I called home, and talked to my mom who was shocked, yet calm. She told me to just have faith and pray. Really that's all we could do. As facts came in, the guys I lived with were pissed and wanted to enlist.

It was a horrible day. Eventually, I was emotionally drained, and made my way to bed to sleep it off. Isn't that the best escape?

The next morning, it was so quiet. The skies were still, but it was a beautiful day. People drove a little slower, and looked each other in the eye in passing. Subtly trying to comfort each other. I was sad and mad at what happened, but yet thankful for my country. It's easy to say you know how lucky you are, but when someone tries to take away your happiness, then, it's all made very clear.

I wish it never happened, but I believe we all did the best that we could individually with the situation. I didn't give them a victory. In the long run, they didn't scare me. I took it, and turned it into something that made me stronger, and I think a lot Americans did the same.

I'm going to try to go back to bed now, and I'll say my prayers, not only for my family, but for everyone who lost their life in this tragedy (and its repercussions) and their families. I'll pray that it never happens again, and to continue to make us better humans - loving, peaceful, happy, and healthy.

Stay Blessed.

Weird Coincidence

2009-09-10T18:28:00.000-07:00

I saw this picture of Lady Gaga today on some blog-of-sorts:

And then Spaceballs was on TV:

It's almost like one of www.latfh.com's love connections.

One of my Favorite Sesame Street Segments

2009-09-06T14:22:00.000-07:00

You Know How We Roll

2009-09-02T12:49:00.000-07:00

A little Backstage BBQ with the Keith-man!

Another great Google Logo

2009-08-29T12:37:00.000-07:00

I think people should save this one. Wouldn't a collection of Google logos be a great coffee table book?

Yay! I Got a Nashville Cream Mention :)

2009-08-24T15:17:00.000-07:00

"Luckily, we showed up in plenty of time to grab a slice of pizza and some cupcakes from the back room, and also in time to catch local hip-hop trio The Billy Goats, who win our Most Hilarious Slash Meta Rhyme Award for MC Iller's pairing of "how big my cock is" with "a room full of indie rock kids." In between, the Goats flowed and joked, threw up the horns and even got Chrystal (y'know, from all those You Tell Concerts videos) to sing along on their closing number. Iller, 24/7 and DJ Etticut took the stage to a room that maybe wasn't sure about this hip-hop stuff, and walked off to enthusiastic cheers, which were well-deserved."

That makes me happy, as I'm a big fan of this blog.

http://www.nashvillescene.com/nashvillecream

My Niece Has Arrived!

2009-08-24T10:04:00.000-07:00

Welcome Tessa Jane Heidemann!

7lbs 15oz

August 23, 2009

1:01pm

Lightning Strikes WSIX Radio Tower

2009-08-21T07:39:00.000-07:00

Fast forward to 1:35 on this video:

I guess it screwed up emails, on air broadcast for a few stations, and online streaming.

The storm was ridiculous. The thunder kept setting off Guy's car alarm.

Cute and Creepy

2009-08-10T15:49:00.001-07:00

Urban Dinosaur

2009-07-27T09:49:00.000-07:00

Our office is surrounded by demolition. Urban Dino is dope!

Going for a Drive

2009-07-21T15:27:00.001-07:00

One of my besty bests came out to visit last weekend. We had an awesome time, but it became apparent how much older we have become. Sure, the first night we were immature. We had a blast waving and screaming "Thank you for coming!" to people leaving the Mercy Lounge from the bar's balcony. (So fun!)

However, instead of planning the next Backstreet Boys roadtrip, we were now talking about planning families, our work benefits, and the best mortgage options. After a grown-up brunch, we went for a drive. Yes, a drive.

I remember being so bored as a kid, and bummed beyond belief when Mom and Dad wanted to take us on a drive. No destination in mind, just drive and look at houses. I'd cover my face, being completely embarrassed at the slow speed my father was going, hoping the person behind us wouldn't beep. Now, I wish I could go back in time and appreciate those drives. Sometimes, my parents would walk through the Open Houses held at mansions in Newport, R.I.

As we cruised around a gorgeous community, we thought about doing the same.

I heart a good drive.

Our New Place

2009-07-14T07:18:00.000-07:00

We are out of the log cabin and into a new place. Here's a brief tour. We are still moving in, so please excuse the boxes and whatnot. Wish I opened the blinds or turned on a light in the living room, but you get the point.

Our 4th of July Weekend

2009-07-05T17:12:00.000-07:00

I got some really crappy news to start my 4th of July weekend. I don't want to get into it now, but prayers are appreciated.

Thank God I have Guy and some awesome friends here in Nashville to help get my mind off things.

We spent the holiday on the rooftop of Grahamn Central Station downtown. Wynonna Judd performed and the fireworks were beautiful...despite the downpour. It was definitely a unique and fun experience.

We finished the night at 12th & Porter, jamming to my new favorite Nashville band, Sterling Y. And then, we danced to Coach vs. Kase. I was pretty disappointed to find out that Justin Kase isn't a fan of LMFAO, but I still adore Coach & Kase. Besides, they'll still kiss LMFAO's asses when they come to town, and there's no way to stop what's about to occur when that album drops on July 7th.

I hope everyone had a safe and happy Independence Day. God Bless America! God bless your pretty little heads. Don't forget about those prayers.

Toliet Paper Wedding Dress

2009-07-01T12:43:00.000-07:00

This always amazes me! Every year, Cheap Chic Weddings has a contest where people make wedding dresses out of toliet paper!

Check out the 2009 winner:

MJ

2009-06-25T18:50:00.000-07:00

I'm sitting here watching Larry King's coverage of Michael Jackson's death, and I can't believe this day is actually here. This is one of those days that I've thought about. How huge the response would be, how weird it would feel.

I love Michael. One of my earliest MJ memories was when I slept over my cousin's house, and my Uncle Bobby rented "Thriller." I didn't want to seem like a baby, so I lied on the floor facing the TV hoping nobody would see that my eyes were actually closed. I was petrified!

I remember being super excited about the "Black or White" video coming out. There was so much hype, and it seemed like the whole world was tuned in waiting. You could almost feel the electricity. It was awesome how the video itself actually portrayed that unity MJ brought that night throughout the US (and the world!).

In college, my friend Scott and I would blast "Scream" in his dorm room and act out our own music video. I was Janet :) It was the standard way to start a party night.

MJ was a lover of unity and peace. There was some unusual behavior, but he didn't have a normal life. Our 'normalacy' is based on the experiences we have through interaction while growing up. MJ's interaction was with coworkers, fans, and a family of fellow musicians who were jealous or expecting Michael to reach the next goal.

I think he wanted to make everyone else happy, and didn't have time to focus on getting to know and love himself. He tried everything, searching for what made him happy besides being on stage. He didn't feel that he had friends or anyone that he could trust. I don't think he could even trust himself.

What have I learned from Michael's journey? Love yourself, set goals, trust people, and make music a part of your life.

We'll miss you, Michael. Even the haters tap their toes when Billie Jean comes on :) Wish I could have seen you live. Maybe when I get to heaven? (Even in the afterlife, you can't get a break ) I hope we gave you some happy memories, because you've been the source of a ton for us!

PS. Where's the Nashville vigil? Let's get on it people!

Oh and favorite Twitter of the day: By DeadHardy -

"MJ...teach Elvis how to moonwalk would ya? That would be sick!"

It would be dope. :)

I'll Admit It...

2009-06-19T15:41:00.000-07:00

I love old people candy. I've had about 50 Bit 'O Honeys this week, and toffee and taffy are my most favorite treats. I even like those fruit flavored sour balls.

At least I'm not munching on ribbon candy quite yet...but I'm on my way.

I'm so ready for the weekend. Seeing Fleetwood Mac tonight, editing videos tomorrow, and hopefully seeing the movie Hangover at some point.

TGIF! Have fun party peeps. :)

Bonnaroo

2009-06-15T07:58:00.000-07:00

XOXO

2009-06-04T12:48:00.000-07:00

Don't Feel Like Dancing? Not an Option.

2009-05-30T10:24:00.000-07:00

We had a ton of fun at Brent's Disco Party!

We're Having a Concert...and that's kind of COOL.

2009-05-27T14:53:00.000-07:00

You're Gonna Love My Nuts...

2009-05-08T09:11:00.000-07:00

I'd like to thank Bryan for sharing this link.

Favorite Person of the Day: DJ Steve Porter

Cinco De Mayo

2009-05-05T07:27:00.000-07:00

A most excellent tune for Cinco De Mayo:

People are Mean on the Internet

2009-04-29T04:31:00.000-07:00

Here are some comments on my last YTC video:

Unusually bad video, and that's saying something on youtube. The host is just annoying with the affected expressions and hand gestures. I get it, somebody in a broadcast journalism class probably told her to be upbeat. Upbeat's good. Over the top and unnatural is annoying. Love DMB and Mraz, though.

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this woman is an idiot.

fuckin DAYVE MATTHEWS

the weed smoke.

wow, that guy was hammered.

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At least these are somewhat "constructive." The last heartbreaking comments that stick out were from the Backstreet Boys concert, which attacked my "ugly nose" and "skanky dress." This too will pass like those comments, but I realize that this is why I never fully pursued acting or singing. I lose sleep over some dream crushers comment.

I am going to take the advice about my hand movements. I've got a lot of musical theatre in me. JAZZ HANDS!!! As for the facial expressions, I'm a pretty animated person and I might look even more "unnatural" if I try to stop those. :) But really, YTC is about concerts and the energy and excitement of the audience. I was excited to be going to this show...how can I hide that? And should I?

I just don't know why people have to be so mean about their comments. People diss on the people we interview, most of the time not even on what they have to say...just their looks and personality.

The person that said the first comment about me hadn't logged in for over a month on YouTube. He/She was so annoyed by me that he felt the need to sign in and bash my efforts...in a really mean way. Why?

On top of everything, that person is a Dave Matthews fan. Why did this person waste all his/her time on insulting my 1 minute intro instead of commenting with their DMB concert experiences or his/her love for the music?

Obviously, the commenter wins. I have spent too much time obsessing over it. Vent complete.

Actually, when I think about it, this whole post is pretty contradictory, due to my post of that hipster site the other day. That's something to ponder.

A Special Find

2009-04-25T16:15:00.000-07:00

My friend David shared this gem with me:

http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/

Busy Week!

2009-04-17T09:07:00.001-07:00

It's been a cool week. I got a last minute confirmation to cover Katy Perry! It was a blast.

Last night, we went to a benefit for a local label guy who lost his house (and almost his life) in the tornado last week. My new boyfriend played. I call him "Country Guy." His real name is Jason Michael Carroll.

Tonight, I'm covering the Rites of Spring with Q-Tip, Santigold, and T.I.

Tomorrow - Duff McKagan's Loaded! So much going on!

The Weekend

2009-04-13T08:19:00.000-07:00

My husband rocked it out on Friday night at The End!

On Saturday, I watched hours of "The United States of Tara." Quite Funny!

And yesterday, we celebrated a fabulous Easter with friends. I wonder if Bret Michaels was the main subject of everyone's Easter. The anticipation of the Rock of Love finale was too much for this girl to handle.

I may not have been dead on with my prediction, but at least Taya was in my top three. See January 4th post for confirmation.

Did Kanye Really Write This?

2009-04-10T11:07:00.000-07:00

In response to South Park's mockery of Kanye:

We ask ourselves. Did Kanye really write this? For some reason, I don't think Kayne would use the word "douche."

From Kanye's Blog:
SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF "I TOLD YOU SO!!!" IT'S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE'S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I'M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I'M SURE THERE'S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS... THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S ME!

As I always say: "You know you've made it once South Park makes fun of you."

Fast Food is Fun Follow Up

2009-04-08T11:29:00.000-07:00

See how fun it can be! Thanks Steve!

Seriously...WTF?

2009-04-06T13:43:00.000-07:00

This weekend I received letters from two of my credit cards saying that they are increasing my APR. But, don't worry...I don't have to agree to the increase. I have the option to pay off the card in full. Good heavens! As they say....it is, what it is.

Fast Food is Fun!

2009-04-02T09:03:00.000-07:00

Back in the day, McDonald's created a Menu Song. It was really fast and fun, and there was a contest to go along with it. We received a record (yes, an album - a 45) with the Sunday paper. If you played the album, the actor on "Just the 10 of us" walks a class through singing the McDonalds menu song. If the class made it all the way through on your record - you would win money. Awesome!

This is the actual song:

And I memorized it:

You can dress a sauce packet on the Taco Bell site now. This is my sauce packet depiction of my friend Jennifer Quiroz.

Seriously, It would be so rad to be able to tell people that you are responsible for writing the witty phrases on Taco Bell Sauce Packets.

Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing.
I'm taking the day off. See next packet.
At night the sporks pick on me.
I'm in good hands now.
This space for rent. Inquire within.
Will you scratch my back?
Can I drive?

How many of these do you already have in your glove compartment?
Polly want a taco?
The road to mediocrity is littered with empty ketchup packets.
Mild sauce...the new ketchup.
The official sauce of Taco Bell.
Live life one sauce packet at a time.
Warning! You're about to make a taco very happy.
Nice palm. I read a great deal of pleasure in your future.
My sauce is a honor student at Taco State.
I'm just doing this between films.
Open quickly...I'm burning up in here.
If you throw this, would it be a flying saucer?
Willing to relocate.
Will you marry me?
Why order a taco when you can ask it politely?
When I grow up, I want to be a waterbed.
Be gentle.
My other taco is a Chalupa.
Save a bun. Eat a taco.
Single hot sauce seeking friendship, maybe more.
Not to be used as a floatation device
....Tails.
You had me at taco.
Do you add sauce left to right, or right to left?
IM A HOT T R U 2?
Use your stomach, not your mind.

Source: www.clearfour.com/condiment/tbsauce.html

Family Vacations Rock!

2009-03-29T22:17:00.000-07:00

A little video that I put together of the cruise we went on. We had a blast!

Back on Land - Karaoke Time!

2009-03-27T17:10:00.000-07:00

The cruise was awesome. (Except for that old dude that called us girls - "Dirty Bitches." Actually, that was pretty awesome too.)

I know I said I'd put up the Roadtrip to Nashville video, and have yet to do so. BUT, I think this video will be easier to edit, and should be up soon.

For now, enjoy Aunt Becky and myself take on Karaoke at Finn's in Flagler Beach, Florida.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar By Eric Carle

2009-03-20T06:43:00.000-07:00

How cute is the Google logo today? Celebrating 40 years!

Poisedon Look At Me

2009-03-19T20:20:00.000-07:00

THE COUNTDOWN IS ON: THIS TIME SATURDAY NIGHT

Bank Robbers and NKOTB

2009-03-16T10:09:00.000-07:00

This morning I heard police yelling through a megaphone. All the construction workers had to evacuate the site next door. News reports say that a bank robbery took place by a man in a construction hat, at a bank near the Hutton Hotel. That hotel is next door to my buiding. The news reporter went on to say "Oddly enough, the New Kids on the Block are staying at the Hutton Hotel." I knew I sensed a Wahlberg.

It Just Feels Good

2009-03-13T07:56:00.000-07:00

It just feels good to know that the little things you do help people. Check out this email chain below. Background: Sometimes people send show pitches to my department's generic email address, or call the front desk. Rather than ignore the requests, I have them send a demo to the programming department or pass on the request.

Hey Chrystal,

I thought that I should reach out and formally thank you for your help in getting my program to Trevor. After a few months of staying in touch with him, he found a spot for my show on one of the Premiere/XM channels. However, I credit you for pointing me in the right direction from the beginning. Getting my package to him etc. It's probably small to you. But it's big to me.
And Mama raised me to say Please, and Thank you. You rock! And if I can ever do anything to return your efforts, write a letter of recommendation, or anything else let me know. You have 5 new allies on Capitol Hill. So consider it your key to the city. And let us know when you are on the east coast.
much thanks to you

Jason"tino" Anthony
The Capitol Hill Blues
Rock the Vote Radio

My reply:

Hi Tino,

Thank you so much for this email. It truly brought tears to my eyes, and is one of the most rewarding emails I have ever received. I'm "just an assistant," but it's nice to know that what I do does help in some way.

I'm so happy for you! Congratulations on the show, and your success!

And his reply:

again you rock,and I will echo that in my future conversations with Premiere.
In school, I had a rival who was "just someone's assistant" Sean P-diddy Combs". But he turned being an assistant into a springboard, by speaking up for himself! just a little FYI

Just feels good :)

We met Reba!

2009-03-12T13:52:00.000-07:00

Robin was a sweetie and took me to a function promoting Reba McEntire's new album to radio stations. It was a listening party to get feedback on the 4 songs fighting for the first released single spot. After a brief interview with Reba, we were broken down into groups and taken into the plush studio where Reba recorded the album.

"Strange" was my favorite out of the selection, and it was the first played. It had a nice modern rock feel to it that could be attractive to a younger generation of Country fans, and maybe some crossover listeners as well. Now is the time to get a song like that out there, while CHR and Hot AC fans are finally giving Country a chance thanks to one Taylor Swift! The lyrics were great too. Definitely something that could be enjoyed by the whole family.

The last song they played had a cool Classic Rock hook that I loved, but it didn't switch up as much as "Strange." The other songs were good - but didn't stick out. They were geared toward the classic Reba fans, which works. Typical Reba is still the bomb diggity! Gotta keep it real - and she does.

Bob and Tom Jingle By Request

2009-03-10T15:05:00.000-07:00

Sounds Like YouTellConcerts.com, Yeah?

2009-03-09T08:20:00.000-07:00

I was watching the New Media Idea panel from the Country Radio Seminar at www.crb.org. Joel Burke of KYGO said this not even 10 minutes into the panel.

SpoofCard - For Business or Pleasure?

2009-03-02T15:12:00.000-08:00

I purchased the SpoofCard (www.spoofcard.com) this weekend, so I could record a phone interview with an artist tomorrow.

You can also use it to do stuff like this:

Kaufman Kid Update

2009-02-26T12:27:00.000-08:00

I guess his name is now...Casey Warren Kaufman.

6lbs 10onces

Quote from Daddy Kaufman: "Mom is well and the baby is cool!"

Snuggies and Babies

2009-02-26T07:23:00.000-08:00

Scalla sent me this, knowing that I would appreciate such an event. I damn near wet myself laughing. Fabulous idea!

The 2-Armed Blanket, Booze, & You: It's the Snuggie Pub Crawl

That's not a religious figure enjoying a snack, that's a man with a Snuggie! (Screenshot from video on Snuggie's official site)"Blankets are okay, but they slip and slide, and when you need to reach for something, your hands are trapped inside," laments the TV commercial for the Snuggie--the blanket that comes with two arms. Never has "lying on the couch" been made so convenient as it has since the product's arrival on the market. And just when you thought you and your new best friend were relegated to the confines of your own home, an event slated to take place soon in Los Angeles can bring Snuggie-wearing booze-enthusiasts together, out in public.

The SnuggiePubCrawl.com Team is hosting the first-ever Snuggie Pub Crawl here in our fair city. The "Team" is not affiliated with the blanket-makers, just very fond of, it would seem, drinking while covered--but not restricted--by a blanket. And why not? If at the very least, it will make for some fun photo ops of people assembled in cult-esque robes moving from bar to bar (think SantaCon).

They haven't set the date yet, but plans are underway. You can sign up to be a part of the cuddly insanity, and as they encourage, "even though it's just a blanket with sleeves, we're sure that you'll enjoy a winter evening spent drinking with friends and the Snuggie." Winters being what they are here, and the warming effects of alcohol considered, you might want to dress light under your Snuggie. Proceeds from the event are going to help care for orphans at the AC-Orphanage in Arusha, Tanzania, which rescues orphans from the streets of Tanzania whose parents have been victims of HIV and TB. Donations will go directly to providing food, clean water, clothing and schooling for these children. (Perhaps they could use Snuggies, too?)

In other news - the Kaufmans are having their baby boy right now! Sources tell me he will be named Alexander Warren Kaufman. I shall call him A-Dubs :)

One Word

2009-02-18T07:40:00.000-08:00

USING ONLY ONE WORD Not as easy as you might think!
Now forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on.
It's really hard to only use one word answers.
Be sure to send back to the person you received it from!
Where is... your cell phone? coat
Your significant other? desk
Your hair? up
Your mother? adorable
Your father? generous
Your favorite thing? love
Your dream last night? nothing
Your favorite drink? soda
Your dream/goal? sing
What room are you in? office
Your hobby? concerts
Your fear? boredom
Where do you want to be in 6 Yrs? mother
Where were you last night? Josh's
Something that you aren't? hungry
Muffins? no
Wish list item? money
Last thing you did? email
What are you wearing? blue
TV? VH1
Your pets? saved
Friends? rad
Your life? happy
Your mood? decent
Missing someone? always
Drinking? water
Smoking? bad
Your car? tiny
Something you're not wearing? earrings
Your favorite store? dollar
Your favorite color? purple
When is the last time you cried? month
Who will resend this? Colleen
Where do you go to over and over? work
Five people who email me regularly? friends (Is this a trick question?. I thought we could only use one word)
My favorite place to eat? Mexican
Favorite place I'd like to be right now? Florida
Four people I think will respond: trick (Again...geez!)

XOXO

2009-02-13T13:13:00.000-08:00

Guy surprised me at work today with these beautiful roses. The note reads:

"You asked for one. Couldn't do that, so I got you 12.
Thanks for being such a wonderful wife.
Love, Guy"

OMG - How Awesome!

2009-02-13T10:31:00.000-08:00

Great idea...wish I thought of it:

Ramba-Lamba-Ding-Dong!

2009-02-13T08:32:00.001-08:00

Every morning when we leave, Rambo jumps up to the window to see us off. He waits for us to tap the glass, and then tries to grab our fingers with his paws. It's like he needs us to do this everyday, or his whole routine is ruined.

What does Rambo do when we are gone? Run around? Try to jump on top of the fridge to get his treats? Steal my hair ties and hide them? I wish he'd lint roll his hair off the furniture and my clothes, or do the damn dishes.

When we get home, he is so tired. He either pops out from under the couch - eyes all red and sleepy, or we can't find him. Where is he? This only happens when the bed is made; He finds his way under the covers so he's just a lump on the bed under the blankets. FOUND YOU - LITTLE RASCAL FLATTS!

Obamaroo

2009-02-06T18:49:00.000-08:00

If this stimulus business passes, it's definitely funding this. And I'm renaming it Obamaroo! :) OR I might win the tickets for having this posted on Chrystal Ball. Keep your fingers crossed.

Ready To Get Your Mind Blown?

2009-02-04T11:43:00.001-08:00

The First Music Video in Excel Format!

The link to the actual file is here: http://www.acdcrocks.com/excel/

Here's a YouTube Video of the Excel Video:

Orange Tic Tacs Are My Nemesis?

2009-02-03T16:53:00.000-08:00

So here's a series of strange coincidence: As the Jane's Addiction song goes: "Been Caught Stealing, Once When I Was Five." I was five when I first got caught, weird! The next and last time I was caught stealing, I lifted a bunch of Jane's Addiction CDs (hmm...odd correlation).

Obviously, this was before I had the option to download from Napster or burn a copy of a friend's CD. I didn't get caught with the Jane's CDs though. No alarm went off, so I went back in and snagged a couple copies of a Mariah Carey release. The alarm went off, and I motioned at my friend to "GO, GO!" She peeled off in the yellow Volvo. (AKA...THE LEMON) We were some wack-ass fugees. Ooo La, La, La!

Moral of the story...you shouldn't steal -especially music, or orange Tic Tacs. That shiz will haunt you for life.

Blog Worthy...

2009-02-02T10:14:00.000-08:00

Porn interrupts Super Bowl for some in Arizona

For some viewers Sunday in Arizona, Super Bowl XLIII was briefly XXX.
About 10 seconds of pornographic material interrupted the Arizona Cardinals' loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers for some Comcast cable customers watching Tucson's KVOA-TV telecast of the game, according to the Associated Press.
Apparently, only those Comcast subscribers watching the game in standard definition -- as opposed to high-def -- saw the inappropriate scoring drive.
Both KVOA, which said the telecast was clean when it left the station, and the cable company are conducting investigations, AP said.

Guy sent me a link to this today, and it gave me a chuckle.

Why I Love My Husband...

2009-01-30T08:58:00.000-08:00

I SUCK

2009-01-16T05:58:00.000-08:00

I've abandoned the blog....I know, I suck. But I have an excuse...I always do. :)
I have an hour worth of ridiculous road trip footage that I need to edit. I've been trying to use the editing software on Guy's computer, but it's very new and different to me. I promise, I'll get a segment up this weekend.

Things to look forward to in the road trip episodes:

In and Out of Vegas in an hour or less
Goofing around in the Grand Canyon
Road Trip Games: such as, The Dirty Alphabet Game and Vocal Warmups
Pappy and his crystal ball on Route 66
And my personal favorite...having dinner at a Mexican restaurant next to the Days Inn, observing a middle school birthday party doing the Cha Cha Slide on the dance floor. Random and weird. (Totally reminded me of the time on the Magic Carpet Time Tour when John Foss and I crashed a high school prom in the middle of nowhere. God, we were ballsy.)

So far I'm liking Nashville, except for the fact that our pipes froze in our log cabin yesterday, which meant no shower for me.

I went to see Celine Dion on Tuesday. It was great. I worked my "concert gypsy" magic and scored a $10 ticket and walked my way to the floor. You know how I roll...and then brag about it. :)

Tonight, Guy and I are going to see Reel Big Fish.

Okay, I need your opinion:

Should Guy and I move into a High Rise Apartment Downtown (this is probably the only city we'll be able to afford one in) or should we go for a cottage type apartment?

Comment, and let me know...